Scraping my Feet
The man who scrapes my feet came this week. He’s a very nice man who never tries to sit on me, but sometimes we play a game. He takes my foot and pulls it to the front and then I try to take it back. The scraping man does not like to lose this game, and when I win too many times, my mom says Honeycutt, knock it off and that means stop playing the game. Then I let him keep my foot because I am a good boy and anyway he always give my foot back after he finishes scraping it. When my feet are all scraped, I can run twice as fast and jump over small trees and touch the sky with my hooves when I buck. I have three white hooves and one black hoove. I am very handsome.
Mostly I’ve been thinking a lot and not writing, but that’s because my mom has been very busy trying to earn money for SAFE and doesn’t have time to help me with my blog. So I have thought of a way that I can earn money for SAFE and when I told her about it, she was very happy and hugged my neck. (I let her hug my neck because she is very fond of me.) I could tell you how I am going to earn money for SAFE but I think I would rather have a SECRET. I have a lot of secrets that are bad (like “What are you so afraid of?) so I am very happy to have a happy secret now. I will tell you my happy secret very soon, and then I will earn money for SAFE.
Dear Honeycutt,
Sorry I have not written sooner to tell you how much I enjoy your blog. Yes you are a very handsome horse. I have your January calendar shoot posted on my fridge. Wow you’re hot!!!
Anyway you sound happy and content and I will look forward to your little money earning secret. Hey you going to be at the Safe open house June 26th?
My best regards always,
Rebecca
Rebecca Lovejoy, I am sorry that it’s taken me so long to reply to your comment, but I did not know how to log into the website to do so. Now we are both sorry, but let’s not be sorry, let’s be happy that we are friends!
I told my secret today and the secret is that I am a painter! My painting will be in the auction at the SAFE Horse Show. I also wrote a haiku, but mom tells me there is not much money to be made writing haiku. Apparently haiku are better when they are free. So I will write free haiku and sell my paintings and make money for the SAFE horses.