If Jacob were a human, we think his self-introduction might go something like this:
“What’s up, my name’s Jacob, and I put the ‘nut’ in ‘chestnut.’ Ha-ha-ha, just kidding. I actually like to describe myself as a pretty chill dude. My fave hobbies include hanging out with my best bro Edward, taking naps in the sun (when it’s out), also with Edward, and playing with, you guessed it, Edward. We got our jolly ball stuck on the roof of our shelter the other day. It was awesome.
Not much phases me, man. The first time the farrier tried using that grind‑y tool on my hooves I was like, ‘yeah, sure, whatever.’ Didn’t even blink. Walking back from arena turnout last week I walked under a wind chime and it was all ‘bang bing bong bing’ and I was like ‘did you hear something?’ But sometimes the people ask me to move and I’m like ‘nah.’ I guess it’s true that when I’m not chillin’ I can be a lil’ pushy. Pobody’s nerfect, y’know?
I’m what they call an easy keeper. I don’t need much to get this dad bod going, you know what I mean? I’m a healthy guy! I love runnin’ laps with Eddie in the arena, we’re like, the definition of speed. Sometimes we will even do cool tricks like bucks and rears. It’s pretty awesome, just like me.”
